{"id":126,"date":"2010-10-12T22:05:14","date_gmt":"2010-10-13T03:05:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/?p=126"},"modified":"2022-01-24T18:51:43","modified_gmt":"2022-01-25T00:51:43","slug":"ces-vs-tsa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/?p=126","title":{"rendered":"CES vs. TSA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The 30th of September was a good day.<\/p>\n<p>The birds were singing in the sub 100 degree heat for the first time in several months, and my official 2011 CES badge arrived. I already had hotel, air and car reserved, but it&#8217;s the &#8220;golden ticket&#8221; makes it all happen. This event always begins an unstoppable chain of events. Now for most non-geeks their thoughts turn to sunscreen, what to wear and maps &#8230;. perhaps lots of maps. But for the transistor loving crowd, our &#8220;take along list&#8221; is somewhat, well, &#8230;. different. Clothes? Well, what ever I forget, I can buy at the outlet mall &#8230;. but try finding a micro 400X 32Gb SDHC like the one sitting on the kitchen table at home, in Vegas when you really need it.<\/p>\n<p>Among my biggest concerns were chargers and cables &#8230;. and heavens knows, there are about a gazillion variants, thanks to each and every manufacturer using proprietary connectors. In an effort to squeeze every penny from the consumer (attention Apple!) they use plugs\/slots\/pins that aren&#8217;t used any where else in this galaxy. This requires I carry so many cables that they almost have their own suitcase &#8230;.\u00a0 Knowing the trouble I&#8217;m going to have trying to clear TSA at the airport, I try to calm down by telling myself in case of a fire in one of those tall Las Vegas hotels, I can always tie them together for a way down. Now that I think about it, I suppose that the cables attract less airport security than if I was to carry one of those &#8220;executive parachutes&#8221; onto an airplane. (Excuse me mam&#8217;, could I slide your bag over to one side in the overhead so I can make room for my parachute?)<\/p>\n<p>If you want a laugh (provided you&#8217;re not in a rush) get behind me when my &#8220;carry-on&#8221; goes through the X-ray and watch the eyes bulge out of the operator. It&#8217;s so packed with computers, cameras, flash drives, phones, iPods and too many other electronics to mention, that it blows the fuse of the ex-McDonald&#8217;s, twenty-year old TSA security genius. (Sir! Please follow these men over there &#8230;. don&#8217;t worry about your case &#8230;. they&#8217;ll get it for you)<\/p>\n<p>This pre-CES planning brings up one of my pet peeves with all hotels. Not enough electrical outlets. One open plug was probably fine during the presidency of Calvin Coolidge, but it&#8217;s not even remotely enough today. So I wind up having to bring multi-outlet plugs and extension cords.<\/p>\n<p>But, look on the bright side, if you&#8217;re traveling with me, those extra cords might save your life.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The 30th of September was a good day. The birds were singing in the sub 100 degree heat for the first time in several months, and my official 2011 CES badge arrived. I already had hotel, air and car reserved, but it&#8217;s the &#8220;golden ticket&#8221; makes it all happen. 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