Fully tagged and ID\u2019d by the folks at CES, I wear the much coveted “geek badge of honor” \u2026 a CES show pass that hangs around my neck like a lucky talisman. So do about another 200,000 people, but mine is special \u2026 it\u2019s mine. It\u2019s mine to swipe through the new handheld machines at almost every booth, guaranteeing me a year of full inbox garbage.<\/p>\n
Last year I was inundated by a Chinese zipper company. It\u2019s not that I have any great penchant for zippers; it\u2019s rather that I made the mistake of eye contact with one their folks in their booth. Rushing to greet me and place an armful of brochures in my already overstuffed backpack, he was just too polite and gracious to say \u201cno\u201d to.<\/p>\n
At first, my conversation with the rep was very normal. Then the reality hit that this guy is obsessed with zippers. Now, you want a doctor to be absorbed into his work. You want your plumber to be fully versed in pipes and valves. But this was creepy \u2026 He\u2019s not going onto my Christmas party list. \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 I looked directly at him and thought \u201cwhat does his wife say to him to get him to shut up?\u201d. It was at that moment that another reality hit me. I do exactly the same thing, blabbing on about electronics and cars at home to my wife. In an act of love, she listens to my rambling. She may not have a clue about what I\u2019m talking about, but she listens. I doubt the wife of the guy from China finds zippers nearly as much fun to discuss.<\/p>\n
Tomorrow when I see the zipper booth, I\u2019m actually going to stop and see what breakthrough (no pun intended) has occurred in the world of zippers. This is CES after all \u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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