{"id":1926,"date":"2022-01-09T18:08:21","date_gmt":"2022-01-10T00:08:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/?p=1926"},"modified":"2022-12-13T00:01:22","modified_gmt":"2022-12-13T06:01:22","slug":"ces-2022-covid-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/?p=1926","title":{"rendered":"CES 2022 &#8211; Covid edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my 20+ years of attending the CES show in Vegas, this one will go down as the strangest ever. Ranging from bizarre Covid rules and its utter lack of common sense, having to deal with Biden and his entourage in my hotel, and then the \u201csilver lining\u201d of finding the singularly coolest thing I\u2019ve ever seen at a show.<\/p>\n<p>There were a few items that for some unknown reason, seemed almost everywhere in the show \u2026 dog monitoring collars and robots of every style, most of which seemed utterly ludicrous for their uses. Most of the robots reminded me of an old patent from the 1930s for a machine that dunked your donut in your coffee for you. Ah yes, they were that helpful.<\/p>\n<p>The show entry requirements were the strictest I\u2019ve ever encountered and the most counterintuitive at the same time. Mandatory \u201cCLEAR\u201d app, vaccination and masks \u2026 but, CTA decided to shorten the show by a day. That caused the attendees that had flown in from across the globe to panic and jam in much, much more closely as they couldn\u2019t space the show out over an additional day. That meant crowds where there shouldn\u2019t have been. That in turn caused the few remaining exhibitors to panic on the last day and begin packing up early. Some people were so freaked out by the media hype that \u201cWE\u2019RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!\u201d that one guy decided that he needed gear appropriate for the moon for his safety. And yes, even in the world\u2019s largest high-tech show, where weirdness is a staple of the industry, people were laughing \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Covid-Idiot-.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-1927\" src=\"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Covid-Idiot-.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"340\" height=\"477\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Covid-Idiot-.jpg 475w, https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Covid-Idiot--214x300.jpg 214w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 340px) 100vw, 340px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>As a Tesla owner, I was really excited to finally ride in the Elon Musk tunnel. <strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong>I thought it would be a true thrill \u2026 I was wrong, because that was the wrong way to look at it. I considered that when using public transportation, I don\u2019t want excitement. I want efficiency and safety. (And oh yes, free &#8230; because free is good.)\u00a0 That\u2019s precisely what I got. The typical Musk haters were saying things that only a true low-information Musk-hater could say, because the tunnel was an absolute model of safety\/comfort\/speed. Reading the negative comments about it made me shake my head.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Musk tunnel at the 2022 CES Show\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JvksVZbhu4g?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong><em> &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>BMW showed a car wrapped in eInk similar to what an Amazon Kindle uses. Except the installation of this unique material, at the world&#8217;s largest high-tech show, was clearly handled by a ten-year old as it was peeling off and bubbling everywhere as a clear demonstration of what is happening at BMW.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 As usual they had excellent snacks, but that didn\u2019t hide how their cars reeked of old tech when you sat in their latest designs. As an decades old BMW fan\/owner, this sadly showed me just how far behind Tesla the company has fallen. The entire display was, to put it politely, a mess of awful &#8220;art&#8221; and other things that simply didn&#8217;t belong at a tech show.\u00a0 If you weren&#8217;t told that you were in a BMW display, you&#8217;d have no idea. I was struck with the feeling that maybe they forgot they were going, and just took whatever they could get their hands on. Quite frankly, I was shocked that they showed their \u201clatest\u201d car. It reminded of just an &#8220;ok&#8221; car from 1998, with imitation carbon fiber stickers on the door sills and cheap materials inside &#8230; not a tech\/performance marvel like the Tesla that is poised to overtake them in world sales in late 2022 or early 2023, as Tesla possibly will with Mercedes and Kia.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"BMW eInk at the 2022 CES Show\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/OXkRgfXyqz0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Samsung showed a fun item called the \u201cFreestyle.\u201d A fully self-contained $900 HD projector that had multiple optional adapters that allowed it be used in ways you\u2019ve probably never imagined. You could mount it on a little stand to project on your desk\/table in lieu of a normal monitor or attach the light bulb screw-in adapter to project whatever you want below, such as the floor or simply use it for movies. Projecting onto any surface doesn\u2019t get any simpler than this. Regardless, it looked like a fun addition for any geek.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Samsung Freestyler projector at the 2022 CES\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LL3itzHwnLM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Now comes the unveiling of the undisputed winner of the show and you\u2019ll understand why I believe it is, to date, the most amazing thing I\u2019ve ever seen at the show. You\u2019ll be amazed also because I\u2019m one of this company\u2019s harshest critics for their boneheaded decisions causing it to slide into mediocrity. Sony displayed their satellite \u2026 no big deal, right?\u00a0 However, this isn\u2019t like any other EVER launched.\u00a0 These new low-orbit satellites (there may be as many as four) are fully controllable by ANYONE! \u00a0You can access it for 10 minutes a time to point it anywhere you want, zoom in\/out and take picture and videos. This has NEVER been available to individuals, only governments and the occasional academic. With gyros to maneuver the camera, which uses zero physical fuel, and amazing tiny thrusters to keep the satellite itself in a low earth orbit (<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Low_Earth_orbit\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">LEO<\/a>) and prevent it from heading to a flaming destruction on reentry &#8230; it promises another stepping stone for \u201cregular\u201d folks into space.<\/p>\n<p>In another example of the democratization of space, I was told that it may be Musk\u2019s privately-owned SpaceX launching it into orbit.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-1-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-1933\" src=\"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-1-1024x478.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-1-1024x478.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-1-300x140.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-1-768x359.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-1-1536x717.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-1-2048x956.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-2-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-1934\" src=\"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-2-1024x478.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-2-1024x478.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-2-300x140.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-2-768x359.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-2-1536x717.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-2-2048x956.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-1935\" src=\"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-5-1024x745.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"466\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-5-1024x745.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-5-300x218.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-5-768x559.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-5-1536x1118.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Sony-Satellite-5-2048x1490.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And finally &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Every show has items that make you wonder if the \u201cinventor\u201d showed his latest gadget just to evoke giggles.<\/p>\n<p>I watched the inventor as he dipped his \u201cspecial\u201d spoon into yogurt, and watched the look on his face when it began shocking him. \u00a0Apparently, even he hasn\u2019t adjusted to having his tongue \u201celectrically stimulated\u201d to improve the flavor of food. He visibly winced when the volts hit \u2026 then he had to fight gagging when he dug back in for another go. I quickly stepped back \u2026 after all, I didn\u2019t want to wear yogurt spit on my freshly-pressed slacks for the rest of the day. One must ask \u2026 exactly how is a Taser spoon going to help your meal? But as I said many times before, you can\u2019t stop progress.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 So, I guess we\u2019ll be carrying a battery to dinner to recharge our silverware for a multi-course meal.\u00a0 \u00a0Or will you be a pretender and use only a dead battery version when in polite company?<\/p>\n<p>Is he hoping that there will be a Tesla-branded version? \u00a0So many options &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Regardless, when queried, he said his strawberry yogurt tasted like chicken. (Insert you own joke here.)<\/p>\n<p>I walked away as I was\u00a0bent over and\u00a0choking on laughter \u2026 he didn\u2019t notice, though his eyes were excruciatingly wide-open when the spoon\u2019s voltage\u00a0<strong><em><u>screamed<\/u><\/em><\/strong>\u00a0\u201c<em>let\u2019s dance MF&#8217;er<\/em>\u201d \u2026 and he obeyed as his face pulsed with voltage \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Spoon-fed-delight-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-1938\" src=\"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Spoon-fed-delight-347x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"347\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Spoon-fed-delight-347x1024.jpg 347w, https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Spoon-fed-delight-102x300.jpg 102w, https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Spoon-fed-delight-768x2265.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Spoon-fed-delight-521x1536.jpg 521w, https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Spoon-fed-delight-695x2048.jpg 695w, https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/Spoon-fed-delight-scaled.jpg 868w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my 20+ years of attending the CES show in Vegas, this one will go down as the strangest ever. Ranging from bizarre Covid rules and its utter lack of common sense, having to deal with Biden and his entourage in my hotel, and then the \u201csilver lining\u201d of finding the singularly coolest thing I\u2019ve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1926"}],"version-history":[{"count":36,"href":"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1926\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2216,"href":"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1926\/revisions\/2216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecaffeinatedgeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}